Now, one of my guilty pleasures (well, not guilty- there’s nothing guilty about it!) is the original Scorpion King movie. The Rock is cool, there’s just no getting around that fact. And this is coming from someone who never watched any of that wrestling stuff in his life!
I was surprised to see there was a third instalment of the story, as I wasn’t even aware that there had been a second one.
Anyway, this one seems to pick up right at the end of the second movie- we get a quick synopsis of what has went before, and are then plunged straight into the action.
Victor Webster plays warrior Mathayus with gusto but no matter how hard he tries, he is not the White Dwarf of charisma that The Rock is. Horus, king of Egypt and sometime Hellboy Ron Pearlman hires him for a job, but things go complicated and there’s a load of double crossing and stuff. And something about a magic necklace and the Book of the Dead from the original Mummy movie. To be honest, it lost me a bit, but luckily there are characters who helpfully explain the plot every few scenes.
Also in the mix is a wildly overacting Billy Zane who, to his credit, is putting a lot of effort into his role as the evil brother of Pearlman’s character.
The special effects are not quite up to the standard of the huge budget original, and neither is the acting (which isn’t, I admit, saying much!).
This is very much one of those movies you watch with your brain in neutral. It is perfect Saturday night beer and pizza fodder.
Oh, and there are elephants. And ninjas. And ninjas riding elephants. That has to be a good thing, right?
Scorpion King 3 is released on DVD by Universal on 27th February and is available to pre-order now.